impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

Adrien Brody  The Pianist

bogmummy:

*accidentally flashes my titties to my webcam* damn bet the nsa loved that oneĀ 

awwww-cute:

Hey guys, does anyone know the address?
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
leauxnoir:

"Whats ur name again?"
"Bitch, don’t try me. I am Rihanna. In Stella McCartney. Glasses, check those out. I’ve got my coat.."

[OC] Backpacked in Thailand, waited for the incoming rain to take my favourite picture. Ang Thong Marine National Park [3204 x 2136]
googlecowboy:

It’s called their green