July 2012
aleetlescoot:
You say potato. I say potato as well. We cannot stop saying potato. We die. Our tombstones read ‘potato.’ death is the only escape.
June 2012
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On my way home from work, there’s an LCBO and a Bulk Barn.
I’m sorry how am I supposed to say no to either of those things after a long day. There’s also a bakery, COME ON PLAZA YOU ARE KILLING ME.
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Me: Ok so you know that guy Josh Hutcher-
Girls: I LIKED HIM BEFORE HUNGER GAMES I LIKED HIM BEFORE HE WAS EVEN BORN
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[[MORE]]I need it to be nighttime for about 3 days so I can lay in my bed not moving listening to music and then after those 3 days I’ll emerge and finally just move on with my life.
3 days will about do it I think.
tell me what you know about DREAMs. DREAMS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT NIGHT TERRORS nothin
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Working at a place that sells food makes it way too easy for me to be constantly eating my feelings. At all times. ALL of my feelings.
I don’t want to sleep, I want to stay up all night and eat fOOOod
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wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
richwhitelesbian:
if you ever feel the need to tell me that i should watch the big bang theory because its “actually pretty funny” just save us both the trouble and take my body down from the rafter it’s hanging from and throw me into the ocean
